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Date Night at the Elwood RSL

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Move over Rockpool, Vue De Monde and Nobu… there’s a hidden secret out there that deserves a chef’s hat (Michelin star) from each of you. Sure I’m no food critic, but I do love my food! And yes, my opinion may not mean much, but this is it… and here it is!

Food gets me going – I love it! Colors, textures and tastes – it’s all amazing to me! I love fine dining restaurants, but I cannot stand snobby upperclass wannabies that only eat at such places. And it seems that this is the type of people the $30 Date Night site attracts – go figure?

Kind of sad tho… I just checked the stats out on the Elwood RSL date idea, and 9 voters have voiced their opinion about the Elwood RSL… 3 love it / 6 hate it.

Em's cowboy top - giddy up!

6 crazy people!!!



I announced to Emma that I was taking her out for Date Night and that we would be dining out for the evening. Last month Emma cut me down – she cut me deep with an “apparent lack of effort into date night.” So I felt it was necessary to warn her that she should not expect too much of what is in store for her.

Her next question was “Do I need to change for tonight?” I said “No.”

(see right –> Emma was wearing jeans and some cheap-ass chequered cowboy top – geez I really hope she doesn’t read this post – or else she’ll kill me!)

Whisky Gypsies

Ems responded… “We’re going to the Elwood RSL,aren’t we?” I answered… “D’OH.”

The surprise element to the evening was blown, but at least she knew what she was in for = no disappointment as Em’s expectations were now low.

When we reached the RSL the place was packed. Yep, who would have thought that I needed a booking? So for your reference, here’s the number (03) 9531 4331. Remember guys, this restaurant is based in Melbourne Australia. Funnily enough, Ems was not that annoyed – hoorah! Bless the lack of expectations!!!

When seated we were given the menu – YUM. The choices – so many… do I have Steak and Guinness Pie or the Roast?

Elwood RSL outside

What of a dill of a pickle to be in… BOTH dishes cost under AUD$15 and they both come with garlic mash which didn’t make the choice any easier. There’s no table service so you have to go to the counter to order and pay. Easy – I’ll let the chick at the counter decide what I want…

“Sorry – we’ve run out of both the pie and the roast!” Ahh dammit!!!! I was sooo looking forward to eating both of them! Counter lady wasn’t too bothered by my puppy dog face.. she bounced back with “have the eye fillet, its only $24.”

Steak and I have this kind of bond you see… we like each other – a lot! But it takes a special kind of place to cook a good steak. Even my favourite steak houses don’t seem to get it right half the time. So I was a little dubious – AND the steak broke our budget of the $30 date night… bah, rules are meant to be broken. I went for the steak – Em’s had a burger.

The Elwood RSL had a 3 man band playing (Whisky Gypsies) which were amazing! A taste of Acoustic European – don’t ask me what that means… they played a U2 track, I guess Ireland falls into the Europe category??? But the highlight of the night was the steak… OH MY GOD!!! Cooked to perfection, this place knows what medium rare means – and the cut was magnificent! I want to go back there again tonight!

You know what – I can keep raving about this place for the next 3 posts but I’m going to stop right here… if you live in Melbourne – make the Elwood RSL your date night this week! Em’s and I had a blast, you can get away with 2 massive meals for under $30 but realistically with drinks it may cost you a little more. We spent close to $60 after buying the most expensive meal on the list as well as 4 glasses of wine… that is still amazing value!

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3 comments for “Date Night at the Elwood RSL”

  1. Posted by Emma | June 13, 2009, 10:36 pm

    I wouldn’t go so far as to give it a chef’s hat, but I did rate it as a fun, cheap date with great food. I usually *hate* RSLs (dingy old man pubs, pokies, gross…) but the Elwood one is an exception -really solid, bistro comfort food. The Whisky Gypsies made the atmosphere lovely, despite the dingy interior and because your expectations are low, you know you’ll have a relaxed, great time at a great price. And to be clear, I AM one of those so-called *snobby upper-class wannabies* that Den is bagging out up there – I do love fine dining restaurants with a passion.

    And DENIS – you should know that the lack of effort has nothing to do with the actual date destination and everything to do with the planning. If you had made a reservation, that would have been EFFORT. Effort is what counts. I just know what to expect from you. I would have been very surprised if you HAD made a reservation. I know you too well now.

    And shut up about my shirt. I get lots of LOVELY comments about my shirt! Boys just don’t get fashion…

  2. Posted by 10dollarmealsinmelb | September 14, 2009, 6:55 pm

    I love a good RSL – this one’s the other side of town for me but I’ve got a friend who lives just around the corner – that’s all the encouragement we need I reckon!

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