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Denis, NAKED TWISTER is not a first date! Part 2

If Naked Twister doesn’t work, then what will get her into bed?

Emma and I had this push and pull friendship. We would flirt to a point and then one of us (usually Emma) would put on the brakes and BOOM we would stop talking.

At the time I was not aware – Emma had just broken up with her boy friend, only weeks before I had proposed the fateful naked twister – she kept a brave face cause I had no idea… I just thought she was mental.

OK, time to think out of the box – if Naked Twister wasn’t going to work, what will? maybe a challenge… a competition, maybe something like a hottest body competition.

Naked Twister – Part 2

At that time, we were both actively fit – Emma was well into Dancing, training several nights a week and I was a regular at the gym. Unfortunately my body (with the Croatian background) has this amazing ability to retain fat.

Em’s agreed to the hottest bod comp – where in the end the participants will strip down to underwear and judge the other person – the comp ended in 3 months!

I changed my weights program – hit the creatine and worked out a cardio plan. I increased body mass by about 6kg (the creatine helped) but I just couldn’t drop the lurve handles!

Emma began the competition in amazing shape – my friends were stunned that I even took the challenge on, they knew there was no way I could win – I knew I couldn’t win, but winning wasn’t the plan! The aim was to get her down to her underwear!

Over the next 3 months we spent a lot of time together, we used to run Albert Park Lake (Melbourne) each morning. This was both hilarious and embarrassing at the same time… Emma’s got no running rhythm, and looks like Elaine dancing from Seinfeld… anyone remember that episode?

By the end of the 3 months we were close friends… hanging out on weekends, chatting during the week and emailing each other 50 times a day… we never did judge each other and kinda forgot the arrangement.

By this time (Jan 2005) I had an idea for a couples massage course – I had written a massage program – named it SEDUCTION (these days its Emma’s business to promote and make money from, although I still present the program – more info @ Romantic Getaways). At the time I needed a test dummy to practice on – Emma was the obvious choice! I did make it clear that even though the massage “IS” supposed to be sexy – I would not take it to any point that would cause a disaster like naked twister.

Regardless, the massage was hot! It was much saucier than what I expected – Emma sat on the floor between my legs while I knelt behind her. I could feel myself breathing on her neck while watching a wave of goose bumps streaming down her arms. Hoping all the while for her to move her hands so they would brush up against my knees.

When the massage finished, we sat back – far away from each other. Both with a smile on our face. The tension was incredible… time for a cigarette to break up the tension – but that didn’t work, we had to get out of the house… get our minds focused on something else. A decision was made to visit a friend of mine, although less than an hour into the visit Em’s said she was ready to go home. We drove back to my place where her car was; as usual I invited her in for coffee… and as usual I expected her to say no – but this time was different… this time Emma said yes to a night cap…

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3 comments for “Denis, NAKED TWISTER is not a first date! Part 2”

  1. Posted by Emma | August 9, 2009, 8:30 pm

    Oh Dear Lord…

  2. Posted by In Pursuit of Healthiness | $30 date night | Date Ideas, Marriage & Romance Blog | August 19, 2009, 9:06 pm

    [...] person. In fact, Den has very sweetly already documented on this blog that when I run, I look like Elaine from Seinfeld dancing. It’s probably true. (At least I dance better than her, [...]

  3. Posted by Denis | August 21, 2009, 4:21 am

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA – I cannot get enough of Elaine’s Dancing…

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