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My wife’s driving freaks me out! There are 2 ways she manages a car.
1. Foot flat on the accelerator
2. Foot hard on the brake
Coming to a halt is in a series of multiple stabs at the brake pedal as if we’re bunny-hopping a manual car – BUT the car is an auto!
Today was a trip around the bay – time to chill out with friends by a pool. I was hanging up my keys as the night before was HUGE! Not only was I sporting a killer hangover my BAC wasn’t in the driving mode. Emma had control of the wheel!
At one stage during the drive Emma sat behind an ambulance, riding up its back-end… the ambulance was too big for us to see what the traffic was doing in-front! I have no idea what was going through Emma’s head but for some reason she didn’t see a problem in tail-gating the ambulance.
I lasted all of about 30 seconds before I couldn’t handle it anymore… “babe, please back off. You’ve got no line of sight and if the ambo brakes hard, we’re going into the back of it!”
Em’s replies with… “No stress – if we stack at least there’s an Ambulance close by!”
I replied with *chuckle* … “now back off the ambo and drive like a normal person!”
Guys… how would you rate your womans driving?
1 = Emma’s driving
10 = Freakin awesome!
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A./ you tell me this after i lend Emma my Audi while we are in Sydney?!
B./ Mel’s driving = 1 …how you can back a HSV into the front of an Audi in the driveway i don’t know
Scott, I warned you about not lending her the Audi – but you were like, its cool…. consider yourself one very lucky boy that it came back in 1 piece.
Scott, why don’t you ask Den how many cars he’s written off in his lifetime?
I’ve never done that to a car…. In fact, I haven’t been in an accident at all since my P-plates, thank you very much!
My wife is a solid 6