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The Better Marriage Blanket

I am still giggling as I write this post from watching the commercial. In short, an American company has come up with the ‘Better Marriage Blanket’ made from the SAME CARBON FABRIC THE MILITARY USES TO PROTECT AGAINST CHEMICAL WEAPONS (I couldn’t make this stuff up, it’s that funny) to stop the odour of farts wafting through the blanket and disturbing your partner.

It’s genius! Pure genius! You can order it at their website BuyBetterMarriageBlanket.com. I think I need one. In fact, they recommend the blanket as a great wedding or engagement gift for couples! Why wasn’t one on my registry! And while we’re at it, can you make my husband a pair of jeans out of that stuff?

Pure gold.

“You owe it to your marriage.”

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7 comments for “The Better Marriage Blanket”

  1. Posted by Farrah | May 5, 2010, 11:22 am

    LOL this is awesome.

  2. Posted by Sarah | June 14, 2010, 9:22 pm


  3. Posted by estelle | July 18, 2010, 11:57 pm


  4. Posted by Papier et encre | August 4, 2010, 7:21 pm

    That was hilarious. I know the Defence-style materials would appeal to the boy…although do we think the blanket would encourage testing?

  5. Posted by Emma | August 4, 2010, 11:00 pm

    Oh I can just see how that would play out! … “Can you smell it now?” … “What about now?”

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