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“You’re my wife? Holy sh*t! I hit the jackpot!”

This is absolute gold! It’s like a grown up version of David after Dentist. Jason Mortensen is waking up from an operation and due to heavy sedation, he doesn’t recognise his gorgeous wife who is standing right in front of him videoing the whole thing.

At first, he thinks she’s a nurse sent by the doctor and tells her she’s eye candy, and the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen… then, she tells him they’re married and he flips his lid in the best way possible!

Just watch. How great would it be to have your partner greet you like this even after years together?

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Writer, dating columnist, wife, coffee addict, foodie, fashionista... Melburnian through and through. Muser, dancer, blogger, tweeter. Likes to get her head on telly now and again. Sleeper, dreamer, a sucker for romance. And of course... a cheap date.

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9 comments for ““You’re my wife? Holy sh*t! I hit the jackpot!””

  1. Posted by Veda | September 11, 2013, 2:48 pm

    That’s hilarious. Love the closing line…

  2. Posted by Emma | September 11, 2013, 3:01 pm

    Me too! I keep watching it and giggling. It’s so cute.

  3. Posted by Richard | September 28, 2013, 8:51 am

    Wow that was such an awesome video!!

    Loved how he just couldn’t believe it and even asked her to turn around hahahaha.

  4. Posted by Emma | September 30, 2013, 9:16 am

    I love it too – he just couldn’t believe how lucky he was! Wouldn’t it be great if we could remember to feel like that every day?

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